Welcome to Dorkus-Milorkus 

1. Welcome to Dorkus-Milorkus

Everything you never needed to know. And more. Daily rants about flim-flams and shiznits, doo-dahs and what-nots. Basically, if you looking for meaningless, futile, half-baked information on everything from inflatable pants to the...
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Dear Cut Copy : I worship you. Love, DM.

Dear Cut Copy : I worship you. Love, DM.
Sunday night was glorious. I went to the highly anticipated Cut Copy show at the Bluebird Theater. I was in total and complete heaven. Mainly when Cut Copy was on. The opening band was, as my friend Venus...

Spring Fling - A Craft Fair with Zing

Spring Fling - A Craft Fair with Zing
This weekend I went to a local craft fair with my friend Geri from work. It was held in Denver’s historic Phipp’s Mansion Tennis Court Arena (Phipp’s Mansion is where a lot of people...

LoDo’s newest trendy spot

LoDo’s newest trendy spot
Friday night my good friend Martha and I tried out LoDo’s newest uber-trendy wine bar, The Wine Loft. Since I was expecting a decidedly snotty crowd, terrible service and high prices, I was extremely...

Amazing lunch at Tuk-Tuk

Amazing lunch at Tuk-Tuk
Yesterday Dave and I ran some V-day errands to super snotty Cherry Creek area, and on the way back to the office treated ourselves to a fantastic lunch at Tuk-Tuk Thai. Their food is incredibly delicious....
Muffin top speaks volumes

Muffin top speaks volumes

For the life of me, I CANNOT get myself motivated to get into the gym. In all honesty, I’ve never really been the athetic, sport-o, “Hey, let’s go torture ourselves and run 3 miles!!!!”...

Welcome to Dorkus-Milorkus

Everything you never needed to know. And more. Daily rants about flim-flams and shiznits, doo-dahs and what-nots. Basically, if you looking for meaningless, futile, half-baked information on everything...
Dear Santa - Please bring me these:

Dear Santa - Please bring me these:

“I mean, who throws a shoe? Honestly!”

“I mean, who throws a shoe?...

Could this be any more freaking awesome?! There’s nothing more insulting that someone throwing an item that’s been on their feet at you. And who better to receive this insult than the head...

Currently...

basket_15122106_pkDrinking...
2006 Castello Monaci
Piluna Primitivo

Dark, cloudy. Deep red color.
Light bouquet, salty, hints of olive.
Pairing: Would go great with soft, robust cheeses,
pork, beef and pasta.
DM Rating: ★★★ ..................................................................................................................

everything-is-illuminated

Reading...
Everything Is Illuminated

I'm very close to finish this wonderful book. Jonathan Safran Foer is an amazing author and is one of those crazy writers who is able to have a couple different points of view happen simultaneously in the same book, while having them blend together perfectly. The story is hilarious, reflective, heart-breaking and beautiful. Probably the best book I've read in years.
DM Rating: ★★★1/2
“I mean, who throws a shoe? Honestly!”