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  • September30th

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    In exactly one week, I’ll be singing, live, in front of a room full of people. Needless to say, I am petrified.

    My friend Venus put together this show, called “My Man.” It’s an all-female singer review – 5 of us total – backed by male musicians. My talented husband will be backing me on two of my songs, and our friend Steve will be playing with me on one. The songs I’ve chosen are pretty interesting – one I actually wrote with my husband. It’s a little, uh, precious I guess. But it’s still pretty. I just hope to God my voice doesn’t crack during the song.

    The show is October 7 at Dazzle, 7 p.m. We will be performing in their dining room versus the stage by the bar. This is my first real public singing experience – I was in a musical in high school but I played Snoopy, so that really doesn’t count. Or does it? I’m going to stick with no.

    Here’s a poster I threw together quickly for the show:

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  • September24th

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    BEER!!!

    I gathered up some gorgeous examples of beer bottle / label design in honor of the festivities that have been going on in our fair city this week. Unforunately I haven’t been able to participate in any of them yet – dammit – but tomorrow I will be filling up my giant glass Paulaner stein at Oktoberfest. With Heffeweizen, of course. Anyway, enjoy these amazing works of art.

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  • September1st

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    This past weekend was the exquisite 3rd Annual Denver Modernism Show. Me, my hubby and my pal Darren picked up some VIP tickets and had ourselves a blast at the opening on Friday. They did everything up really well this year – complete with a tiki lounge area. Not to mention the open bar for us VIP’ers. Hello insanely strong Mai Tai’s. Then again, I had given blood earlier that day, so any sort of alcoholic beverage was bound to get me in a great mood.

    My incredibly sweet husband bought me my first Shag print at the show – I was ecstatic!!! To top it off, I got my picture taken with Shag, with the print. You can take a gander at it below. I’m willing to be that guy made a killing this weekend at the show – especially if they were still serving those Mai Tai’s.

    Overall the show was really, really good. Huge, compared to the past two years. Tons of fun vintage items, as well as chic new mid-century-modern-styled furniture and accessories, not to mention lots of original artwork. My favorite feature returned this year (besides the tiki lounge) – the vintage and new Airstream Trailer showcase. Man I’d love to buy one of those bad boys and hit the road, Lucille Ball style.

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  • August24th

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    Last night, as I was trying to milk the remaining hours of the weekend for all they’re worth, I did quite a bit of surfing on the net. I was mainly clicking around sites that belonged to local Denver designers & creatives. You know, checking out the competition and all. Can I just tell you how many talented folks there are in Denver?? I was blown away. I feel a little ashamed for underestimating the talent pool of this little cowtown. Some standouts: the400, motive, brainspark media, Andrew Hoffman.

  • March18th

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    Sunday night was glorious. I went to the highly anticipated Cut Copy show at the Bluebird Theater. I was in total and complete heaven. Mainly when Cut Copy was on.

    The opening band was, as my friend Venus put it, “like High School Musical on acid.” But not in a good way. In a very, very annoying way. This band was Matt & Kim. And they were insatiably irritating. Pounding away on her snare, high hat and floor tom was Kim, whose drumming abilities are clearly limited. Essentially she sounded like a 5 year old hammering away on her Sears drum kit. And, just like a 5 year old, had a giant (and obviously drug-induced) smile glued onto her face the entire set. Matt, who clearly must have sniffed up some of the other good stuff Kim was digging on, spent most of the time plunking out sophomoric melodies on his synth, while occasionally jumping up onto it, ala Jerry Lee Lewis. In between songs, babies Huey kept chatting away at each other and the crowd. I just kept thinking to myself, “What happened to the days when kick-ass bands could only be kick-ass because they knew how to play, not perform?” Then I imagined a legend like Keith Moon or Jimmy Hendrix watching these two tards, and started to laugh to myself.

    Finally, Cut Copy took the stage. Four skinny Australian dudes with unkempt facial hair and clear musical ability. They totally and completely rocked. No antics, no cute little comments between songs. Just the gorgeousness that is Cut Copy.

    The crowd was crazy for them – everyone was dancing and yelling, jumping and clapping. Darren, Venus and I could feel the floor move up and down underneath us. While I really enjoyed seeing the show in an intimate setting like the Bluebird, a part of me wished it was in an outdoor venue. Maybe it was the part of me that was sweating profusely. I’m not sure.

    They sounded very similar to how they sound on their albums, which was awesome. Here are some snapshots I took, unfortunately with my iPhone, as I left my real camera at home (poopy).

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  • March15th

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    This weekend I went to a local craft fair with my friend Geri from work. It was held in Denver’s historic Phipp’s Mansion Tennis Court Arena (Phipp’s Mansion is where a lot of people have their wedding ceremony and reception). It was a gorgeous day and I was proud of myself for getting out of bed before 11 a.m. for once. I am not a morning person.

    We joined the masses of wealthy upper-class housewives donning velour jogging suits, giant sunglasses and expensive handbags and shopped to our little hearts’ content. The crafts were actually really well-done and imaginative. These were obviously serious crafters who do that sort of thing for a living. There was PLENTY I wanted to take home with me, but instead, I settled on some super fantastic items, including: a handbag made from record covers – these were both Rolling Stones record covers, the front being the “Sticky Fingers” cover (complete with zipper!), the back being “Sucking in the Seventies.” The handles are made from men’s ties. The lady who did this purse had a ton of others to choose from, including really cute purses made from children’s books – specifically Golden Books. Her purses are amazing – I will have to post her name and website address later (I don’t have it with me right now, poopy).

    I also picked up a fab cameo ring and a hair pin that won’t stay in my hair. Yay. Thanks to having incredibly straight, flat hair. Oh, and also a little vintage Easter bunny porcelain figure. Too cute to pass up, even for me.

    After the fair Geri and I went over to Bonnie Brae and had lunch at Katherine’s Bakery & Cafe. Holy cats do they have good grub. Geri and I dined on Curry Chicken Salad with Mango wraps, which were exquisite. They have an amazing assortment of fresh baked goods as well, including cakes, pastries, cookies and of course, cupcakes.

    It was a great crap craft fair. I’ll definitely be going back next year. That is if the world still exists. Here are some photos I took during the show with my iPhone.

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  • March14th

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    wineloft1Friday night my good friend Martha and I tried out LoDo’s newest uber-trendy wine bar, The Wine Loft. Since I was expecting a decidedly snotty crowd, terrible service and high prices, I was extremely surprised to be greeted with fantastic service and a fashionable but normal crowd – but unfortunately did experience the high prices.

    Martha and I first tried the wine & cheese plate flight, which included 4 different cheeses and 4 different wines picked to accentuate the various cheeses. The pours on the flight were fairly generous for a sampling. The cheeses were delicious and were of good size. The roasted & oiled almonds they served with the cheese were exquisite. The wines were good – a couple really did shine, including a Chardonnay from California that was amazingly light and lacked the trademark oakiness that I’ve grown less fond of over the years. The Franciscan Vineyards Cab was fantastic – so good that I ordered another glass after the flight. That glass cost me $14. I just about peed myself. Thankfully they were giving good pours behind the bar that night. But still, $14 is just simply outrageous for a glass of wine, even if it is a great one.

    Still peckish, Martha and I ordered up the Filet Mignon salad, which was tasty, and more reasonable at $12. The wine & cheese flight we had earlier was $15 each, which wasn’t terrible in my opinion, but not cheap. The salad was delicious, even if there were a mere 3 slices of meat meekly arranged at the side.

    The overall atmosphere in this place is unique – the ceilings are really high and instead of table groupings, there are couches, sofas and oversized chairs strewn about with coffee tables. Some people on Yelp have complained about this, but I found it to be relaxing without a bunch of tables crowded in. On a sidenote, the bathrooms were gorgeous.

    If someone asked me if I’d go again, I would definitely say yes, however I might go back during their Happy Hour, or just stick to the $8 glasses of wine, which I still think is too expensive. I still wish Denver would take a hint from L.A. and allow B.Y.O.B. at restaurants. But then again, that would totally diminish the whole point of a bar.

  • February13th

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    Yesterday Dave and I ran some V-day errands to super snotty Cherry Creek area, and on the way back to the office treated ourselves to a fantastic lunch at Tuk-Tuk Thai. Their food is incredibly delicious. And I swear it’s gotten even better since the last time I went. Dave had the Pineapple Curry Shrimp and some Spring Rolls, and I gorged myself with a Beef Salad and Tom Yum Shrimp soup. It’s making my mouth water just remembering it. Here are some snapshots I took of our food (classy):

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  • November12th

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    Last night we went to the Polysics show at the Hi-Dive on South Broadway. What a crazy show! Those kids are certifiably insane.

    From the moment they got on stage and started tuning up, you could feel this sort of high-energy vibe roll through the crowd. Then, when they played their first song, which involved a robotic, synchronized solo dance performed by the keyboardist, this roller coaster-like thrill came over me. Suddenly I was bouncing up and down in my spot, smiling and enjoying the pop-punk music. Unfortunately, this buzz didn’t last long for me, thanks to massive B.O. and air biscuits floating out of the giant hairy dude standing in front of us, who resembled Seth Rogen. Maybe I’m getting old, but I just couldn’t take it. Between the extreme funk and the temperature on the dance floor rising to the mid 100’s, I made a beeline to the bar, where I plopped my sorry ass down on a stool and watched the show safely from 30 ft. away.

    The rest of the show was great and man, do those kids put on a show. Right after their last song, before their encore, the shuffled off the stage toward the door to take a breather – and the singer collapsed onto the floor. I’m guessing the combination of heat, crazy dance moves on-stage and the high altitude took its toll on them. But after a few minutes of breathing and water downing, the kids took the stage again for their encore performance. More dancing, shaking, synchronized weirdness, and they called it a night.

  • November4th

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    Work by Craig Wright

    Work by Craig Wright

    Denver has a monthly tradition called “First Friday,” in which art districts throughout the city stay open later throughout the evening every first friday of the month, and usually have openings and events to boot. Denver has a few established art districts: Santa Fe Art District, Tennyson Street and South Broadway. It’s always a good time, especially with friends. Lots of cool art, lots of bad art, lots of free wine and cheese, and lots of people. Since Tennyson St. is near where Michael and I live, we tend to gravitate more toward that area on First Fridays. But in the past we frequented Santa Fe, which in my opinion tends to have more established artists showing. Tennyson St., though, is catching up quickly.

    One show you local yokels shouldn’t miss is at McFadden Wright Studio & Gallery at 4315 W. 44th Ave. this Friday (Nov. 7), just a couple doors east of the Oriental Theatre. Craig Wright will be showing new works, primarily in jewelry and sculpture. The McFadden Wright space is really nice, cozy and owners Dawn and Craig (close friends of mine) are the nicest people you could ever meet. And because they’re such wine aficionados, they’re bound to have some pretty fantastic wine on hand. See you there!