Everything you never needed to know. And more.

Daily rants about flim-flams and shiznits, doo-dahs and what-nots. Basically, if you looking for meaningless, futile, half-baked information on everything from inflatable pants to the latest torn from non-sensical  headlines, you have landed my friend. While I try to keep this site fresh and updated and much as I can, more often than not you’ll see week-old posts. Please have pity on me. I am but one person, and I am unceasingly bogged down with all of the other daily expectations of a digital life – email, Facebook (curse you Facebook!!!), other websites I contribute to, blah blah blah. Feel sorry for me yet? Good. I don’t either. Anyway, hope you enjoy this completely useless blog as much as I do. Cheers.